Dogs vs Cats

WHAT PETS WRITE IN THEIR DIARIES....... Excerpts from a Dog's Diary......

8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!

9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!

9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!

10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!

12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing!

1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!

3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!

5:00 pm - Milk Bones! My favorite thing!

7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!

8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!

11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

Excerpts from a Cat's Daily Diary..Day 983 of my captivity....

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets.

Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.

Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am. Bastards.

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of 'allergies.' I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.

The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now................

This just in

From the world of non-soccer, er English Football News. This just in.... Nobel Prize for culinary excellence awarded to Snap Crackle and Pop!!!!!

Angels vs Red Sox Bring it on baby

And you thought I probably forgot - Oh - But NO!.

To tell the truth - there hasn't been shit to blog about since they clinched - and since I am a no shit blogger - I have been laying low - assessing the situation et all which can be heard below. Hey if you are reading this in an email or via RSS you are going to have to go to the site to hear the Doodlecast - www.soxtherapy.net see you on the back side of the Series.

And now it is said that he feeds his young with the foragings he finds in the forest - Dan Danielson - with a nice Bill Murray intro.

SOX CLINCH AL WILD CARD

With the Angels Beating the Texas Rangers 5-2 .......The Sox are In the Playoffs

If they were in the NL - They would have been in in Late August-

That is just about the only good news about the Sox as of late - its been over for about a week and we have a week to go.

Congrats - Red Sox. We have much work to do still..............................

Arsenal 1 - Fulham 0

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I just don't know how a team can be so good and look so bad at times. It's almost as if they were doing shots of Tequila prior to the Match.

Vito Mannnone played out of his mind in goal. True story - Wife yesterday afternoon asks me ".....So I talked to Kathy and Paul and they wanted to know if we should go to The Italian place or the Japanese Fusion place for dinner" Normally I would have gone for the lighter Sushi but last night we just had to go Italian in honor of Vito!

Note I Draw the line somewhere - if we get an Aborigine Keeper he pretty much would have to Win Europe with a clean sheet and Score the winning Goal in a shootout for me to consider eating Dingo.